Random Ramblings of a random girl

Arguing semantics. What’s the definition again?

Sun, 01 Jan 2012 12:00:34 -0500

Arguing semantics. What’s the definition again?

Being drunk isn’t so bad. The fact I’m alone and unable to sleep oh and horny is the...

Sat, 10 Dec 2011 07:20:12 -0500

Being drunk isn’t so bad. The fact I’m alone and unable to sleep oh and horny is the real tragedy.

RT @MoistPork: Sometimes when you’re an emotional wreck, there’s nothing like a good...

Fri, 09 Dec 2011 12:19:29 -0500

RT @MoistPork: Sometimes when you’re an emotional wreck, there’s nothing like a good bang to remove the dents.

There is not enough counseling available for this much psychosis.

Wed, 07 Dec 2011 16:00:33 -0500

There is not enough counseling available for this much psychosis.

Benefit of dating a guy with a peanut alergy is you’re always one meal away from letting him...

Mon, 05 Dec 2011 01:49:14 -0500

Benefit of dating a guy with a peanut alergy is you’re always one meal away from letting him know how you really feel. Kung Pao?

I’m going to need your mouth later. Just the random things I spew verbably ;)

Sat, 03 Dec 2011 01:11:23 -0500

I’m going to need your mouth later. Just the random things I spew verbably ;)

Dating someone for only a week and I’m already missing my freedom.

Thu, 01 Dec 2011 23:26:30 -0500

Dating someone for only a week and I’m already missing my freedom.

No I believe hate sums it up perfectly with the right amount of strength. Thank you Mr. Unsolicited...

Wed, 30 Nov 2011 14:34:50 -0500

No I believe hate sums it up perfectly with the right amount of strength. Thank you Mr. Unsolicited advice.

Whoever invented techno should be shot.

Mon, 28 Nov 2011 00:38:32 -0500

Whoever invented techno should be shot.

All this not giving a fuck makes me want to get drunk!

Sat, 26 Nov 2011 22:24:33 -0500

All this not giving a fuck makes me want to get drunk!

RT @TequilaTears: Since when does the pick up line “My penis wants to buy you a DVD...

Fri, 25 Nov 2011 20:15:44 -0500

RT @TequilaTears: Since when does the pick up line “My penis wants to buy you a DVD player” not work on black Friday?

Thanks for the birthday love you guys rock! ;)

Wed, 23 Nov 2011 14:41:36 -0500

Thanks for the birthday love you guys rock! ;)

I ask you where you work not because I care but so I can come there and waste an hour of your time...

Tue, 22 Nov 2011 12:23:00 -0500

I ask you where you work not because I care but so I can come there and waste an hour of your time with stupid questions as well.

Pretty much famous when you have shots made just for you. ;) http://t.co/ptcENGnO

Sun, 20 Nov 2011 11:53:57 -0500

Pretty much famous when you have shots made just for you. ;) http://t.co/ptcENGnO

Ummm no more drinks pleasr! My bday night rocks! :)

Sat, 19 Nov 2011 00:52:06 -0500

Ummm no more drinks pleasr! My bday night rocks! :)

The following message may contain emoticons that may or may not represent actual facial expressions....

Thu, 17 Nov 2011 20:53:09 -0500

The following message may contain emoticons that may or may not represent actual facial expressions. Do not attempt to lol in response.

Why do I ever try to explain myself. There really is no rhyme or reason to crazy people.

Wed, 16 Nov 2011 06:45:58 -0500

Why do I ever try to explain myself. There really is no rhyme or reason to crazy people.

I’m not against being alone. I am however, against these ‘buy one entree get another...

Tue, 15 Nov 2011 09:51:42 -0500

I’m not against being alone. I am however, against these ‘buy one entree get another entree free’ ads that mock me.

Washed out completely describes my mood today

Mon, 14 Nov 2011 23:14:17 -0500

Washed out completely describes my mood today

I eat like a king on veterans day. Next up my free bloomin onion.

Sat, 12 Nov 2011 12:36:31 -0500

I eat like a king on veterans day. Next up my free bloomin onion.