RT @TequilaTears: Since when does the pick up line “My penis wants to buy you a DVD player” not work on black Friday?
I ask you where you work not because I care but so I can come there and waste an hour of your time with stupid questions as well.
Pretty much famous when you have shots made just for you. ;) http://t.co/ptcENGnO
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I’m not against being alone. I am however, against these ‘buy one entree get another entree free’ ads that mock me.