Arguing semantics. What’s the definition again?

Being drunk isn’t so bad. The fact I’m alone and unable to sleep oh and horny is the real tragedy.

RT @MoistPork: Sometimes when you’re an emotional wreck, there’s nothing like a good bang to remove the dents.

There is not enough counseling available for this much psychosis.

Benefit of dating a guy with a peanut alergy is you’re always one meal away from letting him know how you really feel. Kung Pao?

I’m going to need your mouth later. Just the random things I spew verbably ;)

Dating someone for only a week and I’m already missing my freedom.

No I believe hate sums it up perfectly with the right amount of strength. Thank you Mr. Unsolicited advice.

Whoever invented techno should be shot.

All this not giving a fuck makes me want to get drunk!